High Noon

The Human Lawnmower

At our second house in Laos, we had a tiny patch of real grass that needed to be trimmed from time to time. There were no lawnmowers in the country, since no one had a “real lawn”. The patch was about 12 foot by 12 foot and was situated in the middle of the front yard. As was customary in the Kingdom, we hired several servants to assist my mother in housework, kitchen work, laundry, shopping in the Morning Market, boiling water, and yard work. The gardener that we hired wore only white clothes and a little white hat. I did not see him much, because he slept all the day, after partying every night. Since opium was cheap and very available, he smoked it to excess. The side effect was that he had no inclination to do any yard work. At one point during the hot season, the tiny patch of grass started to really grow. So my mother asked the gardener to cut the grass. The next day at noontime I looked out the window and saw a white object on the grass. I looked closer and it was the gardener lying on the grass, holding a pair of hand clippers. About every 30 seconds he would squeeze the handle of the clippers and the distinct sound of the blades coming together could be heard. I stared at him in amazement. He was higher than a woodpecker’s hole, lying on the grass, casually hand clipping the grass. It was about 120 degrees in the sun, 100% humidity, and he must have been baking like a potato. But since he was already baked, in the mind that is, he really did not care in the least about the sun. At the rate he was clipping, it would take him about four or five solid days of “work” to cut that grass. Life in Laos moved at a different pace and the Laotians to a different drummer.

 

My Parents Were CIA Agents

My Mother and Father worked for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). Our journey as a family into the world of espionage is an intense, dangerous, and demanding story. I will share my unique observations as seen through the eyes of a young man traveling the world, experiencing life with my family.

This book is a tribute to my Father and Mother’s dedication to preserving our way of life through their service in the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). As it turns out, my mother also worked for the CIA for a short time, as a secretary and cable writer (early type of email) in Vientiane Laos.

My father joined the Marines, graduated from law school, served with the ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) United States Treasury Federal Agent chasing bootleggers and mobsters. Then he joined the CIA during a very turbulent time of our history when Soviet and Chinese threats were all about. Because of his previous training and interest in electronics, he was assigned to CIA/TSD, or Technical Services Division, which did most of the stuff like “Q” did in the James Bond movies. This included providing tradecraft equipment and services that were required from CIA Stations all over the world. We lived in Fairfax Virginia, Frankfurt Germany, Vientiane Laos, and Rome Italy during his CIA career. My father traveled to many continents and when he retired wrote a fictional book about two CIA agents.

 

Risk Only One

NBC Sports chairman Dick Ebersol was injured in a plane crash in Colorado along with two others. His son and the pilot passed away and my prayers are with all the families. Ebersol’s wife is actress Susan Saint James and she was not onboard the plane.

Even if the Ebersol and wife traveled separately by accident, they reminded me about my parents pledge.

We lived in Vientiane Laos from 1968 to 1969 during the Vietnam War. We flew on Air America (AA) all over Laos and Thailand. Several times my parents traveled together and left me and my brother at home with a babysitter. Since flying slow and low over enemy territory is very hazardous, they suddenly came to a decision. That my parents would never travel together in the war zones, so that if they were shot down and killed, at least my brother and I would have one parent.

A very sensible pledge in the mad world of Laos.

I had a school friend in Laos lose his Dad and I still remember the feeling that I had for my friend to this day. The “Secret War” in Laos was crazy enough without having to worry about one of my parents getting killed or captured by the Pathet Lao (PL). The PL were not very nice to Americans that they captured and had a tendency to cut off ears of their prisoners. Making a statement, don’t you see. Article

The PL were the Viet Cong of Laos, a puppet for the Communist governments of Russia and China. The CIA mission in Laos was to harass the PL, be forward observers (FO) for bombing missions of the Ho Chi Minh Trail (HCMT), and assist the war effort any way they could. That included feeding the local tribes, arming them, training them, providing medicine and doctors.

Speaking of doctors, a good friend of mine’s father from Laos was a famous doctor there. His name was Dr. Charles Weldon, and he did God’s work over in that nasty place. Here is a link to his autobiography.

The main hill tribe in Laos was the Hmong. A fierce and loyal group of tribes that lived in the mountains, using stone age technologies to survive. Many western people called them “Meo” but that turned out to be an ethnic slur that the lowlands Lao came up with to insult the mountain people. Despite the Hmong being “backwards” they bonded with the CIA CAS (Covert Action Staff) officers and mercenary trainers. The Hmong became more reliable than the conventional army that we trained in the lowlands. The Hmong were also awesome warriors and they seemed to have no fear in battle. They traditionally used cross bows and knives as weapons. We gave them light rifles like the M-1 carbine and they became even more deadly.

Up until 1975, the Hmong kept the PL at bay and won many of the engagements that they conducted. But the White House (WH) and CIA in 1975 betrayed that trust and left them for the wolves. We withdrew our troops, CIA agents, mercenaries, and equipment. The poor Hmong were then subjected to death, long prison terms, and “re-education camps”. More than half of their population was destroyed. Some made it to Thailand but then got stuck in interment camps. Those camps make it on TV once in a while and they are slums, to put it nicely.

Other Hmong tried to escape by sea and they were raped, robbed, and killed by sea pirates near the Gulf of Siam.

It is a disgrace that a great ally like the Hmong were basically given the death sentence. And many Vietnamese that were friendly to us suffered the same fate.

You can read a great book on the subject, “Decent Interval” by Frank Snepp.

About Me

About Me and My Background

I have continued to travel around the world as an adult, working in strange countries and foreign lands.

I enjoy writing, cryptography, and the outdoors. I have been in Law Enforcement, as a patrol officer and as a developer of computer software for various County, State, and Federal agencies. I also have written many computer software applications for Fortune 500 companies including a few multi-national ones.

I like researching on the Internet, to learn more about espionage and Intelligence work. I have a collection of books on espionage and enjoy reading them. I love learning the tradecraft of some of the best agents in the world.

Lately I have been writing computer programs that relate to computer security and web site security. I also have been writing spider programs that collect and analyze information from various web sites.

My pen name is BLAIR, Eric. It is the real name of my favorite author.

FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

This is where I tried to answer the most frequently asked questions about the book, the web site, and my family.

Q: Why did you write this book?

A: Because I felt that most espionage books concentrated on the primary agent and never dealt with the family of the agent, the interaction of the family, and the effects that the work had on all of them.

Q: Did you ever work for any Intelligence agency?

A: No, I based my book on my own observations. I never used any classified documents to create my working draft. If I wrote about a sensitive subject, I edited out anything that could be considered not for public dissemination or was not already known in the public domain.

Background on Father

Background Information on my CIA Father

This book is a tribute to my Father and Mother’s dedication to preserving our way of life through their service in the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

As it turns out, my Mother also worked for the CIA, as a secretary and cable writer (early type of email) in Vientiane Laos.

My Father joined the Marines, graduated from law school, and then served with the ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) as a United States Treasury Federal Agent chasing bootleggers and conducting surveillance of mobsters. Then he joined the CIA during a very turbulent time of our history when Soviet and Chinese threats were all about. Because of his previous training and interest in electronics and lock picking, he was assigned to CIA/TSD, or Technical Services Division, which did most of the stuff like “Q” did in the James Bond™ movies. This included providing espionage equipment and tradecraft services that were required from CIA Stations all over the world. We lived in Fairfax Virginia, Frankfurt Germany, Vientiane Laos, and Rome Italy during his CIA career. My father traveled to all five continents, applying his expertise, and when he retired he wrote a fictional book about two CIA agents.

Glossary

Glossary

This is where I attempt to define much of the slang and abbreviations that I use in the book. Most of the slang is commonly used in the Intelligence field.

Air America (AA) - An airline front company for the CIA.

AA took over the task from CAT of supplying materials and transporting “special” passengers in Laos during the Secret War.

Air America Homepage

Agency, The - Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)

A common slang word used when talking with other Intelligence agents.

Back Stop - A very plausible job, telephone number, or address.

When a pseudonym for an agent is created, sometimes a back stopped identity has to be created. If an enemy agent suspects the agent’s background and he checks on where he works, the back stop will be good enough to fool him into thinking that his suspicions were false.

Cable from Station in Laos

Cable - A secure message.

Before there was email, the CIA used cables to communicate between Stations and HQ. Cables were condensed and concise messages, sort of like telegrams, where you are concerned about using too many words.

Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) - The government agency responsible for overseas Intelligence gathering using Human Intelligence (HUMINT) and sometimes Electronic Intelligence (ELINT).

Central Intelligence Agency

Civil Air Transport (CAT) - An airline front company for the CIA.

The predecessor to Air America (AA) in Laos.

Code Name - Alias for an agent

Similar to an pseudonym, a code name is an alias for an agent. Code names were used when the pseudonym is not to be revealed. The double agent FBI man Robert Hanssen’s code name was “Ramon”. When he communicated with his KGB handlers, “Ramon” was what he was known as. Also known as Cover Name.

Company, The - Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)

A common slang word used when talking around non Intelligence agents.

Cover Story - A semi plausible story to protect the true identify of the agent.

A typical cover story for an agent traveling overseas is that he is working for a company that sells electronic parts.

Forward Air Controller (FAC) - A spotter in a forward area.

They loitered in the area of the enemy, sometimes marking it with flare rockets if the FAC is airborne, so that fighters and bombers could hit their targets accurately. A highly dangerous job, especially considering that the Ravens used low and slow propeller driven aircraft.

Front Company - A legitimate company to conceal Intelligence activities.

One of the more famous front companies was Air America (AA), which at its height in Laos was the largest private airline in the world. Intelligence agencies use front companies to help provide personnel and material support to a secret operation without drawing attention to itself.

Ho Chi Minh Trail (HCMT) - A large number of trails and roads that the Communists used to supply their war effort and infiltrate.

The word trail is actually a misnomer, since the HCMT was a large network of paths, roads, and trails. The HCMT started in North Vietnam (NVN) and winded through Laos and Cambodia and into South Vietnam (SVN).

Laos - A country in Southeast Asia (SEA)

Laos is a land locked, poor country that was a springboard for CIA operations during the Vietnam War.

Map of Laos pre 1974

Merc - Short for Mercenary

A non-military person that is for hire, and that specializes in hazardous assignments. Also known as a Contractor. Usually has a military background, especially with some type of Special Forces, like Army Rangers, Green Berets, Airborne, Air Commandos, Navy SEALS, or Marine RECON. Mercenaries that were used in Laos came from a wide range of countries in SEA.

Microdot - A miniature picture the size of the head of a pin.

Microdots are shrunken pictures that can be transported underneath a postage stamp on a letter. The agent receiving the microdots has a microdot viewer that enlarges the picture so that it is readable. Microdots can also be hidden in-between the layers of a book binding and any where else that one can imagine.

Microdot Viewer

Microfilm - Very small picture film.

Microfilm can be used in miniature cameras and easily transported or concealed. A Minox is a type of microfilm camera.

Minox Camera

National Security Agency (NSA) - The government agency tasked with making codes, breaking foreign government codes, and intercepting Electronic Intelligence (ELINT), Signals Intelligence (SIGINT), Photographic Intelligence (PHOTINT), and Communications Intelligence (COMINT) overseas. The technical term for codes is cryptography. They are also involved in Information Systems Security (INFOSEC), to help protect U.S. government computer systems from foreign governments.

National Security Agency

NVA - North Vietnamese Army

The formal Communist forces of North Vietnam. They had actual uniforms and had formal military formations and training. This is in contrast to the VC which did not have official uniforms and formations.

NVN - North Vietnam

PL - Pathet Lao

The Communist Laotians who fought against the CIA and American friendly forces. Contrary to what you read on the Internet, The PL did not win the war in Laos, they took over by default after we withdrew at the end of the Vietnam war.

Pseudonym - A fake name and identity

When an agent is in the field, many times he has one or more pseudonyms that he uses. A pseudonym within the Intelligence world is written LAST NAME, first name, with the last name in all caps. The reason for this is that when you are reading a document that has names in it, you know if it is a true name or a pseudonym.

Ravens, The - An unofficial group of pilots that served in Laos

They flew high risk missions in Laos to rescue downed pilots of AA and CAT, do surveillance of the HCMT, and acted as Forward Air Controllers (FAC) so that fighters and bombers could hit their targets accurately. All the members of the Ravens were sheep dipped, for plausible deniability.

Raven FAC Homepage

SEA - Southeast Asia

Includes Laos, Vietnam, Thailand, and Cambodia.

Secret War - The undeclared war in Laos

The so called “Secret War” in Laos was the CIA’s attempt to disrupt and harass the PL, NVA, and VC.

Secret War in Laos

Secret Writing - Methods of concealing messages in plain sight

Agents in the field use secret writing to communicate with other agents. Typically secret writing uses some sort of gimmick to conceal the message, like an invisible ink. The hidden message is written in the margins of an ordinary letter and then sent to the agent of choice. The receiving agent has a chemical that he wipes on the letter to reveal the secret message.

Sheep Dipped - Change of job or duties

Sometimes agents change jobs to other non-intelligence agencies or military assignments so that they cannot be traced back to their source agency.

Spook - Intelligence agent.

Any intelligence agent like a CIA agent.

Sterilized - Non traceable back to the source agency.

Many times weapons and airplanes have their serial numbers removed or paperwork “lost” so that they are not traceable back to the source agency. The CIA also purchased material from the open market using front companies so that it could not be traced back.

SVN - South Vietnam

Tradecraft - The methods and techniques of Intelligence agents.

For example, surveillance of an enemy agent is a tradecraft.

True Name - The actual real name of the agent

True names are a closely guarded secret and therefore pseudonyms and code names are used extensively to protect it. It is standard procedure to never write the true name and the pseudonym or and code name in the same message or memo. This is done in case an enemy agency intercepts and decodes the message, they will not be able to connect the dots unless they have both messages.

TSD - Technical Services Division of the CIA

The division of the CIA that created many of the gadgets for field agents.

VC - Viet Cong

The irregular Communist forces in and around Vietnam. Many wore black pajamas and operated only at night. This contrasts with the NVA which had uniforms and operated like a formal army. Many of the VC were farmers during the day, and then conducted military raids during the night. The movies blur the line between VC and NVA, but they were very different in how they operated but with the same objective.

Resistors

Resistors

Resistors anyone?

One day in Texas I was working on a computer project for a customer. They wanted me to get their accounting software to run on two different Apple II computers at the same time. The only snafu was that the software had a hardware chip that had to be plugged into the game port of the Apple II in order to activate the software. And the customer only had one hardware chip from the software vendor.

So the customer asked me to investigate how to “clone” or copy this chip for them. I did some research and found out that the hardware chip was very simple. It was merely a plastic socket with two resistors soldered onto specific pins in the socket. If I could find another socket and the two resistors, and then solder them in the right place, I could duplicate the hardware chip.

I went to Radio Shack with my short shopping list in hand. They had all the parts, but it took awhile for the salesman and me to find the right resistors. If you know nothing about resistors, they are little tiny plastic looking devices with wires coming out both ends, looking like a brown piece of rice. They have colored stripes on them; each combination of stripes means different things. Since the permutations of possible color code combinations are more than most people can memorize, ordinary people use an electronics book look up table to figure it out or some Internet Web sites have resistor calculation programs.

For example, Black, Brown, Brown, Silver is 10 ohms, +/-10%. There are ten colors, with the first three positions being any of the ten color combinations, and the last position is either silver or gold. Needless to say, the Radio Shack salesman used the electronics book to look up the color codes, verifying that I was purchasing the correct resistors.

I went to my Dad’s apartment with parts in hand. I had watched him for hours in the garage, soldering things. I remember the distinct pungent odor of melting solder, and his skillful hands making short work of an electronics project. Since I did not own a soldering gun, I knew that he would have several. When I arrived and showed him what I wanted to do, he got that gleam in his eye once again. He jumped right into helping me, without a complaint. He setup a work area with an old towel on his kitchen table, soldering gun warming up, and other tools on standby. He took one glance at my two resistors and said what ohms and +/- they were.

I was dumbfounded. I asked if he saw the receipt and read what they were from there. He said no, that he had learned how to read the color codes. I just sat there, marveling at this unseen talent that my Father possessed. I know that other electronic whizzes can do the same, but heck, this was my Dad, and the Agency trained him well.

Paint

Paint

Home Improvement Agency Style

In about 1972, the house in Plano Texas that we were living in needed some painting done on the interior. What made this more complicated was that some of the old paint in the house was going to stay, so he had to match the old paint exactly. But I hear you saying, so what? Use the color-matching computer at the paint department. Mind you this is 1972 and there is no such animal. So my Dad went to the hardware store and bought several cans of paint.

When he came home, he meticulously painted just selected parts of the interior of the house. If you know anything about paint, it is that the color you buy is not the color when dry. So back then, you had to eyeball the colors and guess. Except in my Dad’s case, he cheated. The new paint when dry matched the old paint exactly.

I asked him how the heck he did that with any hesitation. He said that when he planted bugs and transmitters in the walls of Embassies and Consulates, the Agency provided them with this very cool quick drying plaster and paint kit. He was trained in how to use this kit proficiently. He learned how to match paint colors with his eyeball so that when the patch on the wall or ceiling dried, it would not reveal that someone had burrowed a hole and hid something there. If there were the slightest hint that someone had altered something in the Embassy, his project would have been compromised. So the paint and plaster matching had to be exact.

Tim Allen, eat your heart out.

Million Dollar Baby

Million Dollar Baby

Do your mercenaries accept cash?

After his retirement from the Agency, my Dad lived in a variety of apartments in North Dallas. One day I took my paycheck to the bank and got all cash, in small denominations. It was not much money back then but it was still cool to have that much cash in my pocket. I happen to visit my dad at his apartment and wanted to show off. So I revealed my small pile of cash. He got this sudden gleam in his eye and helpfully and carefully counted the bills one by one, until the stack was all counted. Then he did the count again. The gleam in his eye was unnatural. I asked him “what was up”?

He finally admitted that it reminded him of the pile of money he saw in Laos. The COS (Chief of Station) Vientiane Laos had one million dollars in his safe of twenty dollar bills. Mind you this was 1968, so one million dollars would go a long way. I could see some Agency man with the temptation to grab the money and disappear and live like a King. He would use his Agency training to escape detection. I am sure that temptation occurred to more than a few. But since the Agency did a good job of screening their candidates, most Agency men would never even consider turning against the Agency or their country. Then my Dad said that when he went on an Agency covert operation, they were given a large sum of cash to operate with, usually a large stack of twenty dollar bills. So his explained why my Dad repeatedly counted of my small stack of bills. It brought back memories of covert operations gone by.